Thursday, October 1, 2009

Jokes ...................2?

Math student's love letter!!!

My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.

There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes,

standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude

(likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can

solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you

extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions

but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life

revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do n ot meet me at

parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160

degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love

from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Yours ever loving,
De-Morgan's Law,
7th Cross. Binomial Avenue,
India of Matrices - (a+b)^2
Driving Styles.........

One hand on steering wheel,one hand out of window.
- Sydney

One hand on steering wheel,one hand on horn
- Japan

One hand on steering wheel,one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator...
- Boston

Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror
- New York

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat
- Italy

One hand on horn,
one hand on holding gear,
one ear listening to loud music,
one ear on cell phone,
one foot on accelerator,
one foot on clutch,
nothing on brake ,
eyes on females in the next car,
- Welcome to INDIA!
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when
Someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!"
My Friend looked up at the sky and said..."where???"
See what happens to your pc once you go to sleep in the night!!!…
Jassi tries his luck in Kaun Banega Crorepati.

Amitabh : Ek hazaar rupeyo ke liye, aapka pehla sawaal. What does "C" stand for in the term LIC?
Aapke options: A) Company B) Corporation C) Colony D) Cell.
Jassi : Corporation!
Amitabh : Sure?
Jassi : Hah!
Amitabh : Confident!
Jassi : Yes!
Amitabh : Lock kar doo!
Jassi : Haaji!
Amitabh : Computerji please lock option B - corporation. Saahi jawab, aap ek hazaar rupey jeet gaye! Apne itna mushkil sawaal kaa jawaab diya... ab apse mein ek simple sawaal karoonga... Aapke pitaji ka naam kya hai?
Jassi : (sits silently)
Amitabh : (After a long pause) What is your father's name?
Jassi : (again sits silently, without uttering a word).
Amitabh : Aap chahe to aapke life lines istamal kar sakte hein.
Jassi : (still sits silently, says nothing)
Amitabh : Kya ab backout karna chahte hai?
Jassi : Oye nahi Amitji! Aapne abhi tak mujhe 4 options diye hi nahi!

Answer on Jokes ...................2?

ill lend u one of my jokes

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde
woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because
can't place where he knows her from.
So he says to her, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I
think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and he
says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I laid on
the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's
math teacher."